“Micro Penis Man Learns that Happiness is the First Truth One Must Find in Order to Discover Others”
At around one in the afternoon towards the end of lunch break, Chloe calls me into the conference room and – what do you know – everyone is standing around with paper party hats and other paper party things. Most of the guys from the Possum Division are there and so is everyone from the eleventh floor. They come up to me and pat me on the back saying congrats and good job. Sam from the Artificial Barrier and Migratory Manipulation Department blows on his party horn right in